They Ask Why I Like Retirement!

1. Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

2. Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

3. Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

4. Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

5. Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

6. Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

7. Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

8. Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS

9. Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

10. Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.

11. Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

12. Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

13. Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

14. QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing; Sat & Sun I rest

If you have not yet retired, look what you have to look forward to.